Stephanie Meyer

'''Kanye West: Hey, Tara Gilespie, I'mma let you finish, but... Stephanie Meyer was the best Suethor of all time!'''



Actually, it's spelled Stephenie Meyer, as stupid as it sounds, with an E, not an A. Either way, this is probably the most well know Suethor out there. Why? Because, she's made a LOT of money off her wet dream of a Sue fic called Twilight. Oh, and then there were New Moon, Eclipse, and then biggest troll ever, Breaking Dawn, which, made her more money. Her work is arguably worse than My Immortal.



The main character, Isabella Marie (Oh, hey, a Mary!), Swan, is the viewpoint you read from. She is one of those Sues who claims they aren't perfect, but, within the first, what, 10, 20 pages, she's already got the whole school mooning over her.

She also doubles as a self-insert Sue, since, Meyer and her descriptions match. Anyways, she then goes on to say she doesn't want attention, and wants to be a wallflower as she tells about her day. Already, at lunch, she has a sitting posse. Huzzah!

And, during lunch, where's her attention moving to? The five sexy people at the 'Outcast' table. Blah blah blah, so much purple prose about how they look....

Yup, the whole series is basically a rape of a romance and excessive purple prose, with abusive boyfriends, wolves, a pedophile, and, demon spawn. Liek, srsly.

Oh, did we mention that the vampires SPARKLE? Yeah, they do, in the sunlight.



Meyer milks her fame for all it's worth.

On the red carpet, she can be seen sporting failed attempts at gothic outfits that make her look like a -- well. Let's say much older. Go look it up yourself on Google; you'll know what we're talking about. Although, she is a soccer mom, what does she know about style anyways?

She's been on Oprah, she's now got movies, and, she's moved from whatever home she lived in before to a very big house. For a Suethor, she's got it made.

The bigger impact of her Suethoring and Trolling though, is, that it created a HUGE surge of more Suethors-in-the-making coming out. Armies of Twilight Nazis do exist. There is even a religion now, called Cullenism.

Oh, let's not forget the Twi-moms! Oh my god, don't even get started on them. Poor Taylor Laurent, the boy who plays Jacob, a werewolf from the movies, is the primary target for them.

But fear not, there is hope!

There are many organizations out there, that exist to defy Twilight:

Twilight Sucks Tumblr

The Black Pawn Movement

Many Anti-Twilight groups on DeviantART

And more. Just look around, you'll find them.